These last few days we’ve been exploring Vancouver Island off the West Coast of Canada. Beautifu!!!!! We’ve had amazing adventure and weather. Long beach by Tofino was gorgeous, the first night we stayed in a provincial campground and drove out early early, and then we found a really nice campground the Bella Pacifica - We were right on the beach looking over the water, and it was just gorgeous! We had snow on the Mountain crossing across the Island, and then on Long beach the weather was crazy, we had sunny periods, rain, sleet, hail, snow, over and over again, as soon as the sun would peek out we’d rush to the beach, and then when the weather shifted back to the camper we’d dash. Here’s a postcard from us from Long Beach off of Tofino!

Long Beach

And a small gallery of our adventures on the beach!

Long Beach

Long Beach

Long Beach

Long Beach

Long Beach

Long Beach

Long Beach

Long Beach

Long Beach

Long Beach

Long Beach

Long Beach

Long Beach

XO
Iggy and Bella!

Remember the chihuahuas infiltrating the police dog force? Well well, look what we have HERE

collaboration with police dogs

Cats are evidently working with the human police dog forces as well! The police dogs are loyal to human interests and are a direct threat to PETAH, they are loyal to the people and will even give their lives for them, they obviously do NOT understand the proper order of things.

Now, there is also EXTENSIVE evidence that the cats and the chihuahuas are working TOGETHER, this would make sense, we suspected chihuahuas may not actually be dogs, they may be some of form of dog-cat hybrid, or severly retarted cat.

Here we have a cat offering a huge bribe to a chihuahua while whispering his secret instructions to him…

bribe

Here we have a cat disciplining a chihuahua who did not adequately follow secret instructions…

Cat disciplining chihuahua inferior

Here we have a cat and a chihuahua together on a secret spying mission…

chihuahua and cats in collusion

And here we have a cat and a chihuahua in uniform for some secret organization they both belong too… how incriminating is THAT, notice the cat’s higher clearance identification badge…

chihuahua and cats in collusion

Finally we have a young chihuahua in training with a ninja cat commando…

chihuahua and cats in collusion

We are still starting to sort out the depths of this complex conspiracy, and are still in the information gathering stage… We will keep you posted and this has taken top priority for the moment, unless we get distracted with something else that is.

ninja kitten training

We now have photographic evidence that cats recieve ninja training from very early on, kittens as early as 6 weeks start to undergo extensive training regimes in secret dojos around the world! This would explain cats super ninja skills. Cats with the equivelant body weight as we have are capable of death defying feats. Cats the same size as us are able to jump to unbelievable heights scaling kitchen counters and the tops of refridgerators, places completely inaccesable to pugs. WHO KNOWS WHATS UP THERE! We know people keep important things up where we have no access, yet cats with their super ninja powers are able to infiltrate almost ANY people spaces. They can run up trees, and are frequently seen creeping on ROOFTOPS in the night. These are places pugs cannot go, their ability to gather intelligence information must be phenomenal.

Cat Ninja Master:

Cat Ninjas!

We are now turning all our research towards the potential cat threat to PETAH. Thank you Lisaberry for your tips, in the comments on our last post, we appreciate anyone who has any information that may be of use in this grave matter.

Beware of Ninjas!!!

Cat Ninjas!

These one’s look particularly well organized and trained, not to mention sneaky!!!!

Here’s a webpage that not only shows two cats masters of the deadly arts, but if you read you will see that they used to train at a Ninja cat martial arts dojo that has now gone ‘underground’. We consider this issue to be more concerning than those regarding chihuahuas or cows, as cats are certainly more dangerous and prevelant. (Have you noticed that many threatening things begin with the letter C? This cannot be a -C-oincidence!)

The house has been very very clean lately, and we keep going out for big portions of the day just for a drive, or to do something, not on schedule. Mama says that it is because we are selling our house and the man they call the realtor is showing OUR house to other people who may want it. Well we want it! Mama says we are going to become travelling gypsies soon, in April. That our house is as good as sold, and in April we will buy a little motorhome, and our house will be on wheels!!! And we will travel all over the place. I think the only good thing about this is we will be able to mark A LOT of territory. I think it will be okay, Mama says our beds and toys and things that belong to us the pugs, will be going in the Camper, so that will be okay. Many of our house things will be sold or put in a place called storage. Mama says after we finish being gypsies we will get a bigger house with a yard! That will be worth the wait.

We will keep you posted.

And remember! The signs are everywhere!!!

the signs are everywhere

Mini Chihuahua is the latest K-9 deputy in Geauga County.

infiltrating police forces

We have some concerns about chihuahua activities… We are not sure whether they are working in liason with goals of PETAH or not, we fear that they may actually be working against PETAH agendas. This newest alliance with the human police force is a concern. We have never really trusted the german shepherds who usually conspire with police, but this may be the first of a much greater threat. Please, read this informative article and judge for yourself pug alliance members! It is clear from the photo that already this young chihuahua has subdued the shepherds. What next! More on Chihuaha activity here in Ayatollah’s Teachings - we are not sure whether the Chihuahuas are involved or not with this pugs ARF movement. In fact we find Ayatollah Mugsy to be so unbelievable wise, that we have a difficult time adjusting to his intellectual level.
We also found evidence that there may be a sophisticated martial arts training program in place by the chihuahuas, it may explain their newfound desirability for human police forces.

martial arts training?

Regards, and be cautious, avoid cows, and perhaps to be on the safe side, chihuahuas.

Tommorow being the official day for Mardi gras, Bella would like to share some Mardi gras fashions with you all today.

Mardi gras 2006

Mardi gras 2006

Mardi gras 2006

Mari gras 2006

Iggy on the other hand believes that a day which is called ‘fat teusday’ should be reserved for eating as much as possible!

XOX
Iggy and Bella

Today we decided to research the elusive animal they call the ‘cow’. Sometimes we get treats made of pressed beef and sometimes Mama and Daddy eat beef, and supposedly this beef is the meat of a cow. We had always thought beef animals must be small and insignificant due to their plentiful nature, and serving sizes. When driving in the car the other day, Mama pointed out some cows. We were rather alarmed, cows are not small like their beef serving sizes. Cows are GIANTS, cows eat cars and are bigger than houses. We caution anyone not highly experienced with cows not to approach the cows. They keep the cows behind fences in order to protect peoples cars. Here is a warning sign for cars to be on the lookout for hungry cows.

cow culture

Here is a giant cow scouting for prey on a mountainside…

cow culture

Here are some photos of cows that accurately show their size…

cow culture

cow culture

cow culture

We hope you have found this educational post on cows informative. Please make sure that you approach all cows with extreme caution, and never feed them your car.

XO
Iggy and Bella

We have been told that today will be the last day the Chis will be with us. This is a relief. We have been forewarned that it means tommorow we will be getting baths and flea drops though. Seems our little guests came with even littler guests. They’ve already been treated though. Mama added a donate button to our side bar, she says that some people may donate money to us, she says we can put it in a savings so that when we are going to do a pug rescue in 2010, we will have set up money, they are saving towards that now too. We however feel if any money is donated it should go purely towards premium dog biscuits for US. Mama seems to feel that dog treats shouldn’t take up too large a portion of our diet, she gets all these weird ideas. Easier for her to say, I never see her eating kibble… NEVER! So what is the donate cookie button for? Savings for future fostering and/or cookies for us!!!! It’s in negotiation. Mama says fostering is a good hobby for her since she is home on disability and loves spending time with pugs. We won’t have a big house to be able to do fostering in for a few more years now. Actually we are going to be going ‘gypsy’ in a camper van later this spring and will be travelling all over Canada and the US for a year or two. We don’t plan on having our own settle down home again till at least 2009! It’s going to be very exciting! We will be blogging from the road, and will probably have lots of photos of our adventures. Mama is going to have surgery in the summer time way over on the other side of the country too! In a place called Toronto, where we will stay for a little bit while she recovers.

On a lighter note…. here’s Sheldon! (Oso the pug!)

http://www.sheldoncomics.com/

Oh, and the signs… are still everywhere… Pug global domination is coming…

the signs are everywhere

XOX
Iggy and Bella

The chihuahua spies have taken to sleeping inbetween Mama and the laptop, directly inbetween. This has made communications tricky….

Please be advised potential plans for world conquest by pugs will not be thwarted, even if the chihuahuas are planning something, we do not believe them to be as well organized…

The signs are everywhere!

the signs are everywhere

During these challenging times we can all use a little uplifting, so here is a comic about a pug, PUG, not chihuahua… do you know of any comics about chihuahuas… no! NO!, okay, so Ren and Stimpy not included, and just because it was actually on television doesn’t mean that chihuahua cartoon culture is more evolved, NO it does NOT.

So here’s Sheldon, (why they persist on calling it that when the pug, the real star, is named Oso)

http://www.sheldoncomics.com

XO Iggy and Bella