Help!!! our whole home is in boxes, everything! Even our beds!!!!! Tommorow the movers come, and most of our things will be packed away, and other things will be moved into our new camper van, our home on wheels! It is very crazy around here, and we have had no time to write … so sad! Though soon we will be starting a grand adventure, and there will be lots of news!

In the meantime… PLEASE … VOTE FOR US HERE!!!! - we’re in a contest, and right now we seem to be losing… to a little lab puppy, who will represent the pug love?!

XO
Iggy and Bella!

Update! - now we seem to be winning… and in the voice of Rowan Atkinson from the movie Rat Race “We are winning!, we are winning da race!”

We’ve been slowed down in our ability to communicate here from headquarters. Mama and Daddy sold the old computers and replaced them with two new laptops. Bella was convinced for two days that the lap tops where EVIL as she could see her reflection in their new shiny monitor screens and would not approach them or allow me, Iggy, to.

Our home has been sold, and we are in the process of packing up things… many of our things will be stored, only some will come with us in the small house on wheels, which we have personally inspected and feel is an adequate place for our mobile unit, even though headquarters will be permanently gone.

The other day we were in a little sub-burb far away from where we live, we went into a pet store there, and one of the ladies working their recognized us from our blog! We are -trully- famous. We thought perhaps Mama and Daddy should buy disguises for us when we travel so they are not swarmed by pugarazzi, they do not seem overly concerned though. We have tried to warn them. Bella in particular thinks she should have a pink trench coat, hat, and matching sunglasses. I am thinking I should go blonde. Neither Mama or Daddy are having any of it.

We have discovered though, even in our busy life upheavels, that the cat-chihuahua conspiracy is even worse than originally anticipated, it seems the giant car eating cows may also be involved.

suspicious... yes?

cows and cats conspiring

It's all starting to make sense now...

how deep and devious does this complex conspiracy go? we do not know, it does however still seem that the cats are at the top of it all.

http://www.goodsearch.com/Default.aspx - if you use this search engine by yahoo (not yahoo in general, must be from this page) it will donate to a charity of your choice, there are some pug rescues listed even. Choose your charity, bookmark the page, and when you need to search the internet, make this your choice, it’s that easy.

We’re still very concerned about the cat conspiracy and have been doing much research.. here are some incriminating photos… make your own conclusions. We’ve been very very busy around here as it seems Mama and Daddy are indeed going about plans to change our headquarters to a mobile unit. Our home has been sold, and we test drove and put a deposit down on an RV, which is a small house on wheels! We go mobile as of April first. We will try to keep communications flowing as much as possible during this strategic transition.

Ninja cats training

Ninja cat blending in with environment

Ninja cat undercover

Remember the chihuahuas infiltrating the police dog force? Well well, look what we have HERE

collaboration with police dogs

Cats are evidently working with the human police dog forces as well! The police dogs are loyal to human interests and are a direct threat to PETAH, they are loyal to the people and will even give their lives for them, they obviously do NOT understand the proper order of things.

Now, there is also EXTENSIVE evidence that the cats and the chihuahuas are working TOGETHER, this would make sense, we suspected chihuahuas may not actually be dogs, they may be some of form of dog-cat hybrid, or severly retarted cat.

Here we have a cat offering a huge bribe to a chihuahua while whispering his secret instructions to him…

bribe

Here we have a cat disciplining a chihuahua who did not adequately follow secret instructions…

Cat disciplining chihuahua inferior

Here we have a cat and a chihuahua together on a secret spying mission…

chihuahua and cats in collusion

And here we have a cat and a chihuahua in uniform for some secret organization they both belong too… how incriminating is THAT, notice the cat’s higher clearance identification badge…

chihuahua and cats in collusion

Finally we have a young chihuahua in training with a ninja cat commando…

chihuahua and cats in collusion

We are still starting to sort out the depths of this complex conspiracy, and are still in the information gathering stage… We will keep you posted and this has taken top priority for the moment, unless we get distracted with something else that is.

ninja kitten training

We now have photographic evidence that cats recieve ninja training from very early on, kittens as early as 6 weeks start to undergo extensive training regimes in secret dojos around the world! This would explain cats super ninja skills. Cats with the equivelant body weight as we have are capable of death defying feats. Cats the same size as us are able to jump to unbelievable heights scaling kitchen counters and the tops of refridgerators, places completely inaccesable to pugs. WHO KNOWS WHATS UP THERE! We know people keep important things up where we have no access, yet cats with their super ninja powers are able to infiltrate almost ANY people spaces. They can run up trees, and are frequently seen creeping on ROOFTOPS in the night. These are places pugs cannot go, their ability to gather intelligence information must be phenomenal.

Cat Ninja Master:

Cat Ninjas!

We are now turning all our research towards the potential cat threat to PETAH. Thank you Lisaberry for your tips, in the comments on our last post, we appreciate anyone who has any information that may be of use in this grave matter.

Beware of Ninjas!!!

Cat Ninjas!

These one’s look particularly well organized and trained, not to mention sneaky!!!!

Here’s a webpage that not only shows two cats masters of the deadly arts, but if you read you will see that they used to train at a Ninja cat martial arts dojo that has now gone ‘underground’. We consider this issue to be more concerning than those regarding chihuahuas or cows, as cats are certainly more dangerous and prevelant. (Have you noticed that many threatening things begin with the letter C? This cannot be a -C-oincidence!)

The house has been very very clean lately, and we keep going out for big portions of the day just for a drive, or to do something, not on schedule. Mama says that it is because we are selling our house and the man they call the realtor is showing OUR house to other people who may want it. Well we want it! Mama says we are going to become travelling gypsies soon, in April. That our house is as good as sold, and in April we will buy a little motorhome, and our house will be on wheels!!! And we will travel all over the place. I think the only good thing about this is we will be able to mark A LOT of territory. I think it will be okay, Mama says our beds and toys and things that belong to us the pugs, will be going in the Camper, so that will be okay. Many of our house things will be sold or put in a place called storage. Mama says after we finish being gypsies we will get a bigger house with a yard! That will be worth the wait.

We will keep you posted.

And remember! The signs are everywhere!!!

the signs are everywhere